After being entertained the last few days by our overseas friend I thought it might be good fun and a laugh for members to share there stupid things I've done stories . I'll kick it of -
Back in my early to mid twenties (around 25year ago ) me and a mate were outback nsw up around wilcannia , Ivanhoe way shooting some porkers . We pulled into Ivanhoe to fill up the car with gas and decided to stop in at the local watering hole for a feed and a few beers , we walked in around 11.30 had a feed and boy were those beers going down well chatting to the locals having a great old time ! After more beers than we should of had we staggered out of the pub around 9 that night , jump in the car planning to drive back to boligal and set up camp , out of the corner of our eyes we see the publican followed by half the locals streaming out the front door yelling at us that we can't drive you are to drunk my response was pedal to the metal were out of hear . I was driving and me mate brett was telling me to pull over and he will drive but he was just as wasted as me so on I drove .
About ten kilometers out of town I pulled over as I was busting for a twinkle when out of nowhere a outback type divvy van pulls up and throws brett in the back and drives of back in the direction of Ivanhoe as little did I know at the time he jumped into the drivers seat . So here's me still on the side of the road old fella in me right hand scratching me head with me left thinking what do I do now , so as any person with his beer goggles on would do I jumped in the car and followed them back to the cop shop at a safe distance . I get back and go crashing throu the front door of the station demanding to know what is going on , I was greeted with an open cell door and was ushered in quick smart . I played up in there for a good 10 to 15 minutes kicking and screaming calling the officer every name under the sun before calming down , about 10 minutes later I told him I'm not an animal and could he please let me out , he said sure out you come I said you need to unlock the door to that he replied it ain't locked out you come !
So I had been banging and crashing on the bars wanting to get out when all I had to do was push the door open .
We were quickly charged and being still quite drunk we were throw out the front door and told to get out of town ASAP as the copper was running late for his dinner at the local RSL . Moral of the story , don't upset the locals ! I look back on it now and have a good old laugh . Ahh the stupid things you do .
Ok who's next ?
Back in my early to mid twenties (around 25year ago ) me and a mate were outback nsw up around wilcannia , Ivanhoe way shooting some porkers . We pulled into Ivanhoe to fill up the car with gas and decided to stop in at the local watering hole for a feed and a few beers , we walked in around 11.30 had a feed and boy were those beers going down well chatting to the locals having a great old time ! After more beers than we should of had we staggered out of the pub around 9 that night , jump in the car planning to drive back to boligal and set up camp , out of the corner of our eyes we see the publican followed by half the locals streaming out the front door yelling at us that we can't drive you are to drunk my response was pedal to the metal were out of hear . I was driving and me mate brett was telling me to pull over and he will drive but he was just as wasted as me so on I drove .
About ten kilometers out of town I pulled over as I was busting for a twinkle when out of nowhere a outback type divvy van pulls up and throws brett in the back and drives of back in the direction of Ivanhoe as little did I know at the time he jumped into the drivers seat . So here's me still on the side of the road old fella in me right hand scratching me head with me left thinking what do I do now , so as any person with his beer goggles on would do I jumped in the car and followed them back to the cop shop at a safe distance . I get back and go crashing throu the front door of the station demanding to know what is going on , I was greeted with an open cell door and was ushered in quick smart . I played up in there for a good 10 to 15 minutes kicking and screaming calling the officer every name under the sun before calming down , about 10 minutes later I told him I'm not an animal and could he please let me out , he said sure out you come I said you need to unlock the door to that he replied it ain't locked out you come !
So I had been banging and crashing on the bars wanting to get out when all I had to do was push the door open .
We were quickly charged and being still quite drunk we were throw out the front door and told to get out of town ASAP as the copper was running late for his dinner at the local RSL . Moral of the story , don't upset the locals ! I look back on it now and have a good old laugh . Ahh the stupid things you do .
Ok who's next ?
