You're traveling through another dimension,
a dimension not only of sight and sound but of mind;
a journey into a wondrous land whose boundaries are that of imagination.
Next stop . . . the PA Avatar Twilight Zone!
Metamorphic: uses Jedi mind power to locate and recover gold
Ramjet: really wanted to be a fighter pilot as a kid
Jaros: secretly practices being a no 1 DJ in Brisvegas
Rocketaroo: is one of Santas elves, keeping a record of who's been good or bad
Goldigga@: wears strange hats with a cool moustache, secretary of the secret men's moustache club
Back creek: is president of the secret men's moustache club
Ivo: is fricken enormous
Jin: is a cartoon character, with no arms and legs, I think his names actually 'Mat'
Lambs73: turned Mr Potatoe head into Mr Ingot head, way way to much gold!
Oldfella: is still looking for the same picker in his pan
Kawman: really needs to eat some beef
MJB: needs to be investigated for excess water use on his lawn
Kemjack57: most likely shot that eagle that stole his fish
SA_bogan:.......hahaaaaaa ha ha, radical dude
Ryan 1981: rescued that monkey from a US space flight, after a hot tip from Ramjet
Sandta: any gifts he's got to deliver I don't want
Gcause: gentleman panner, and most liklely treasurer of the secret men's moustache club
LC76: has found a unique way to extract those pesky boogrs from that part of your nose your finger can't reach
WalnLiz: poor guy must of caught his death by now still standing in that creek
Nightjar: crutch is actually on fire, but he seems cool with it
DrDuck: ran for president of the secret men's moustache club, but refused to grow a moustache
Stoyve: ...............................ASIO agent
Yobskin:...............................stoyve's partner
Beagleboy: is ready to rob duck
Duck: about to be robbed by Beagleboy
Zuke_Lynzy: is actually using corn flakes to throw us off his regular gold finds
20xwater: had the same idea
Twapster: I could never work out what that fluro green thing is hanging around his neck
Ned Kelly's Not Dead: has more 'bling' than 50 cent
Retirement Stone: went to far with the moustache for the secret men's moustache club
Big Nugget: well I'm guessing that dudes just tall, or short
Lucky Streak: who gives a shite
Goldtarget: well, I support strippers, God bless their cotton sox
Peterau: arm must be getting really tired by now, one of the forefathers of the secret men's moustache club
Cracka: believes gold has a cheese scent to it, and now runs an army of nugget hunters
Goldtruck: hot on cracka's tail
Tathradj: has been smoking way to much hooch
Chewy: hates planes
GaryO: has been working out
Jukebox: is taking a slash
Buzz: needs to clip his eyebrows
Redfin: really does have a red fin, that must be so awkward for you mate
Tassie Daz: I bet Koshie still talks about the day he met Daz
KarlS: I can't see him cos he's in cam
Heatho: found Davy jones locker, Twas actually full of gems and gold
Keylack: found leftovers from Goldtarget
Silver: can't draw for shite
Anger management: runs around injecting everyone at the secret men's moustache club trying to keep them awake while DrDuck goes through his 101 reasons why he should be a honorary member without a moustache
Potofgold and golddiggart are two peas in a pod
Wally69: I finally found you, after countless years of searching, there you are!!!!
