GOLD and sex

[johnb]

GOLD is a bit like sex ,you can spend your life looking for it , but after you get it you don't need it ,just as an example some years back I found a 2oz nugget after admiring it I put it in a draw and that's where it sat until I sold it some time later.

 

[PabloP]

It gives you a thrill doesn't it. But at my age I should be asking what is this stuff called sex?

 

[yobskin]

Some ones not doing somthing right

 

[PabloP]

Some ones not doing somthing right

What, like putting his hard won and special 2 oz nug away and not looking at it all the time?

Rob

 

[ezpacer]

Too right, Pablo! I reckon the similarity should be more like "once you find some, you always want more! " :lol:

 

[nuggetino]

GOLD is a bit like sex ,you can spend your life looking for it , but after you get it you don't need it ,just as an example some years back I found a 2oz nugget after admiring it I put it in a draw and that's where it sat until I sold it some time later.

So finding gold is having sex with a women. Not needing the gold is kicking her out the door. Then you go out and look for more gold (women) and repeat.

 

[Tige]

Either one one seems to involve a deposit :lol: .... maybe too far with that one :8

 

[Jaros]

Getting close? :8

 

[Goldtarget]

I'll settle for either, and a good day both. Just a small amount not greedy in either department.

 

[Metamorphic]

This Tale follow's the two gods, Pothus or (god of sex) and Chrysus or (god of gold).

Pothus and Chrysus first meet in spring. By summer they are in almost in love.

Although Pothus loves Chrysus deep down; He forms many relationships with other gods.

Eventually Pothus puts his love for Chrysus aside, and only returns for her when his relationships fail.

Chrysus grows ever more in love with him, but stays in the deep pain of not being loved equally back.

Pothus is so Blinded by the attenttion of others, that he cannot see the gold that loves him already.

 

[johnb]

End of story maybe I have a problem.

 

[Big Nugget]

It gives you a thrill doesn't it. But at my age I should be asking what is this stuff called sex?

PabloP, google it and see what ya get

 

[PabloP]

It gives you a thrill doesn't it. But at my age I should be asking what is this stuff called sex?

PabloP, google it and see what ya get

What is Googles. Is that like those things that you wear to swim under water?

Rob

 

[rocketaroo]

Finding nuggets is good when prospecting, finding them whilst having sex isnt.

 

[dwt]

End of story maybe I have a problem.

They have pills for that mate :lol:

 

[Heatho]

End of story maybe I have a problem.

They have pills for that mate :lol:

What for Gold Fever, I thought there was no cure?

 

[mbasko]

End of story maybe I have a problem.

They have pills for that mate :lol:

What for Gold Fever, I thought there was no cure?

Little blue pills - keep ya "diggin" like a rabbit all day long! :lol:

 

[The Green Wanderer]

Both are good fun, both leave you hot and sweaty, both require a hole to play in and if your lucky enough something new and valuable can be produced.
The upside is even if you get tired of sex you can always go prospecting and vice versa.

 

[Bazz]

I'm perplexed !!!!!!

If I get gold, I sell it.........

So if gold is like sex

Does that make me a prostitute???????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[dwt]

I'm perplexed !!!!!!

If I get gold, I sell it.........

So if gold is like sex

Does that make me a prostitute???????

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hmmmmmmm, yes, so what's your going rate......................
Per gram that is