Sign Of The Times

[Dave's Office]

"Due to sircumstances beyond our control, all trains are running on time" Sign at a London Railway Station

 

[Jaros]

That would be pretty rare anywhere in the world.

 

[Manpa]

Japan almost runs to the second.

 

[Jaros]

Yes, I remember reading that somewhere.

 

[Dave's Office]

"Free puppies. Half Cocker Spaniel half sneeky dog next door". Classified ad

 

[Dave's Office]

I do three types of work. Cheap, Quick And Good. You can have any two. A good quick job but it won't be cheap. A good job cheap but it won't be quick. A cheap job quick but it won't be good. Plumbers Sign

 

[Mackka]

I do three types of work. Cheap, Quick And Good. You can have any two. A good quick job but it won't be cheap. A good job cheap but it won't be quick. A cheap job quick but it won't be good. Plumbers Sign

I have met them all at one stage or another mate.

 

[Dave's Office]

"Do not leave mobiles, purses, wallets, and handbags unattended-others might think they are the answer to their prayers" Sign at a church in Malaysia

 

[Dave's Office]

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left. Op Shop sign.

 

[Dave's Office]

Adam blamed Eve, Eve blamed the Snake and the Snake didn't have a leg to stand on. Sign outside Knightsbridge Church

 

[Phil8303]

Antiques made daily (outside an antique store I drove past last time I was in the US)

 

[user 4386]

Antiques made daily (outside an antique store I drove past last time I was in the US)

But that has always been true
The customary definition of antique requires that an item should be at least 100 years old. So therefore every day there will be more items that reach that age....

 

[Dave's Office]

No appointment necessary, we'll hear you coming. Sign outside a muffler shop

 

[Dave's Office]

Old Bricklayers Never Die, They Just Throw In The Trowel: bumper sticker on a brickies truck

 

[user 4386]

The last one is perhaps too in-house

 

[Dave's Office]

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous: anonymous graffiti

 

[Dave's Office]

"Never trust a smiling dog " Sign in a Vet Clinic

 

[Dave's Office]

"Faith is like wi-fi, it's invisible, but it has the power to connect you to what you need" Sign outside Knightsbridge Church

 

[Mackka]

Excellent Dave

 

[Dave's Office]

"Follow your conscience and not the crowd" Sign outside Knightsbridge Baptist Church