aussiefarmer

I am dead , died 124 years ago , on a half moon with the right breeze you can still smell my last fart, it was my demise and blew half the scrub off the side of the mountain not to mention burning the hole in the ozone layer.....
If you are still reading this dribble you need to pop some Viagra and dive full superman at your wife, girlfriend, neighbour or the first morbidly obese human you find and make their day.

Wish in one hand and poo in the other , See which one fills up first !